Meat Draft #2
The Six Million Dollar Cow
Gentlepeople, we can rebuild her.
We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic cow.
Bessie will be that cow. Better than she was before. Better...stronger...faster.
Well, probably not stronger. Or faster. Or 'Bessie' as we knew her. But the 'better' is up to you. I'm receiving reports from my meat spies that several area meat reserves have been exhausted and certain populations have been reduced to consuming inferior, emergency, meat surpluses.
Yes, it is time for the Fall meat draft with beer. I think last time there were questions like:
" Would people be interested in pork? "
" Why would we not be interested in pork? "
" Why the %&*# isn't there any pork at this %&*#-ing meat draft? %&*#! "
So I'm thinking this time we'll go with a side of beef and a portion of pork. Once again, you may consult the website of the ranch to find out what those things mean: http://www.wagonwheelranch.org/
Lastly, remember how long it felt between ordering and actually filling a cooler with meat? The faster you say yes the faster you can get your meat reserves replenished.
Okay, the meat has been inventoried and put in the Freezers. We are about two steaks away from being over capacity. I had to put four popsicles and a blue ice pack in the Ice cube bin, but everything that need to be frozen is being froze. Except for a bag of ice who was unceremoniously heaved outside to die. Meat draft is about making sacrifices. For the Greater Good.